COFFEE QUOTES IV

quotations about coffee

Coffee quote

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A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.

S. JAY KAUFMAN
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The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921


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Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

Glory Road


The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.

MAHMOUD DARWISH

Memory for Forgetfulness


The coffee, when he tried it, was strong almost to the point of being unbearable, but not quite. In short, it was divine.

K.A. BEFORD

Time Machines Repaired While-U-Wait


Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

ANONYMOUS


I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.

CHOCOLATE WATERS

"I Used To"


Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

JAY LENO

The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009


To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.

SUSAN GILBERT

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar


I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

ANONYMOUS


Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

EARL WILSON

attributed, Java: How to Program


You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

JAMES BUFFINGTON

The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

BOB IRWIN

attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee


People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

All About Coffee


Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY

"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager


Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History


I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

JOHN VAN DRUTEN

The Voice of the Turtle


Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

ALBERT CAMUS

attributed, The Paradox of Choice


I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

The Early Sessions


Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".

ANONYMOUS


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

CASSANDRA CLARE

City of Ashes