COFFEE QUOTES II

quotations about coffee

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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.

CARLY SIMON

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My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

JAROD KINTZ

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Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the entire history of the New World. From the Spanish exportation of Aztec cacao, and the Dutch invention of the chemical process for making cocoa, on down to the capitalist empire of Hershey, PA, and the lifestyle marketing of Seattle's Starbucks, the modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top.

SARAH VOWELL

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Coffee is a noble brew when it is good, but when it is bad, it is horrid.

ROSEANE M. SANTOS & DARCY R. LIMA

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After a few months’ acquaintance with European “coffee,” one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

MARK TWAIN

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Only thing worse than bad coffee is bad cold coffee.

JERRY TRAVIS

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The morning cup of coffee has an exhiliration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR.

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I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

GARY LARSON

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People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

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While it is true that even bad coffee is better than none, the difference between good and bad is the same as between one cent and ten thousand.

ROSEANE M. SANTOS & DARCY R. LIMA

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My birthstone is a coffee bean.

ANONYMOUS

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I think we all pray to the first cup of the day. It's a silent prayer, sung while the mind is still foggy and blue. "O Magic Cup," it might go, "carry me above the traffic jam. Keep me civil in the subway. And forgive my employer, as you forgive me. Amen.

STEWART LEE ALLEN

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Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

EARL WILSON

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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

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If you are under the age of 30, you may not remember when coffee was only scooped out of a can, dripped from a vending machine or from a lukewarm stainless steel pot in an office break room, and served in a Styrofoam cup or a diner mug. Or when, at least in the United States, coffee was mostly inhaled for its caffeine jolt rather than savored for its exotic flavors, and the only customizations were cream and sugar.

HOWARD SCHULTZ

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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

ANONYMOUS

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You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

JAMES BUFFINGTON

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The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

EVAN ESAR

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How you want your coffee?... Here we take it black as night, sweet as sin.

NEIL GAIMAN

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