KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

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Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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Tags: silence


The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.

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It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.

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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.

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Tags: thought