KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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Tags: silence


Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Experience is another word for mistakes.

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Tags: experience


A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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Tags: gambling


A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck


The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Tags: example


Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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Tags: choice


You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Tags: conscience


Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Tags: life


Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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Tags: old age


A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.

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