American author
A man who ain't got ideas of his own should be mighty careful who he borrows 'em from.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Women have more fun because there's more things forbidden to them.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lightning does the work; thunder takes the credit.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A blind horse kin see just as well from either end.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lonesome creates diseases that friendship cures.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The saloon keeper loves a drunk, but not as a son-in-law.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Make good or make tracks.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
You can't tell a horse's gait till she's broke.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Wild oats make a mighty poor breakfast.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
There's no room at the chuck wagon for a quitter's blankets.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Too little temptation can lead to virtue.
KEN ALSTAD
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Shallow rivers and shallow minds freeze first.
KEN ALSTAD
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Sweat never drowned no one.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When things don't please you, the best medicine is to swallow a little tincture of time.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Most folks are just about as happy as they've made up their minds to be.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Kickin' a man when he's down sometimes is the only way to make him get up.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A heavy saddlebag makes a light heart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some men think the sun comes up just to hear them crow.
KEN ALSTAD
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