WIT QUOTES III

quotations about wit

There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN

letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805

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He depended on his mother wit to get him out of any scrape his father ignorance got him into.

STRICKLAND GILLILAN

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


True Wit is Nature to advantage dress'd
What oft was thought, but ne'er so well express'd.

ALEXANDER POPE

An Essay on Criticism

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The wittiest man is one who says a good thing, and appears not to know it.

JOHN VAN BUREN

attributed, Day's Collacon


Some of the wit is clumsy and coarse. But sometimes it takes a blunt instrument to make a point.

DAVID PARKINSON

"Catfight Review", Empire Online, March 10, 2017


Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

J. K. ROWLING

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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How every fool can play upon a word! I think the best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence; and discourse grow commendable in none only but parrots.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Merchant of Venice


Those who object to wit are envious of it.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims

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We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.

JEAN PETIT

attributed, Day's Collacon


The well of true wit is truth itself.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways

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For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keeping of it.

ENGLISH PROVERB

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This is that gross sort of raillery, which is so offensive in good company. And indeed there is as much difference between one sort and another, as between fair-dealing and hypocrisy; or between the genteelest wit, and the most scurrilous buffoonery. But by the freedom of conversation this illiberal kind of wit will lose its credit. For wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard.

ANTHONY ASHLEY COOPER, EARL OF SHAFTESBURY

Characteristicks of Men, Manners, Opinions, Times, Volume 1


Wit, without wisdom, is like a song without sense, it does not please long.

H. W. SHAW

attributed, Day's Collacon


It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Let your wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself, by a handsome reply, than the sword to wound others, though with ever so facetious reproach; remembering that a word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the wound it makes is longer curing.

FRANCIS OSBORNE

Advice to a Son


She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

"The Creative Impulse", Collected Short Stories

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My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

EDMOND ROSTAND

Cyrano de Bergerac


Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting.

ROBERT SOUTHEY

attributed, Day's Collacon

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There is no quality of the mind, or of the body, that so instantaneously and irresistibly captivates, as wit. An elegant writer has observed that wit may do very well for a mistress, but that he should prefer reason for a wife. He that deserts the latter, and gives himself up entirely to the guidance of the former, will certainly fall into many pitfalls and quagmires, like him who walks by flashes of lightning, rather than the steady beams of the sun.

CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Lacon

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