VANITY QUOTES VI

quotations about vanity

Vanity is a confounded donkey, very apt to put his head between his legs and chuck us over.

FREDERICK MARRYAT

attributed, Day's Collacon


In the age of Instagram, when every famous face is potentially subject to an iPhone ambush, extreme vanity is more necessity than sin.

GUY TREBAY

"Dermatologist to the famous: The doctor will see you now (if you're a star with a zit)", Northwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette, April 30, 2017


Vanity's a confounded donkey, very apt to put his head between his legs and chuck us over; but Pride's a fine horse, who will carry us over the ground, and enable us to distance our fellow travelers.... How often have you read of people rising from nothing, and becoming great men? This was from talent, sure enough; but it was talent with pride to force it onward, not talent with vanity to check it.

FREDERICK MARRYAT

Peter Simple


There is nothing which so carries the mass of men along with it as that which flatters the vanity of the human mind. It may assume the lowliest air, but sinful man seeks his own honour and present exaltation.

WILLIAM KELLY

Lectures Introductory to the Study of the Minor Prophets


That something so obvious as the vanity of the world should be so little recognized that people find it odd and surprising to be told that it is foolish to seek greatness; that is most remarkable.

BLAISE PASCAL

Pensées

Tags: Blaise Pascal


V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

"Vanity"


To be a man's own fool is bad enough; but the vain man is everybody's.

WILLIAM PENN

Fruits of Solitude

Tags: William Penn


That was the source of my vanity and my cowardice: always I believed everyone was watching me.

ANDRE DUBUS

"The Judge and Other Snakes", Broken Vessels


Most People dislike Vanity in others whatever Share they have of it themselves, but I give it fair Quarter wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often productive of Good to the Possessor and to others that are within his Sphere of Action: And therefore in many Cases it would not be quite absurd if a Man were to thank God for his Vanity among the other Comforts of Life.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Autobiography

Tags: Benjamin Franklin


What people regard as vanity--leaving great works, having children, acting in such a way as to prevent one's name from being forgotten--I regard as the highest expression of human dignity.

PAULO COELHO

The Pilgrimage


Everywhere you find the man of thews and sinews who toils, and the lymphatic man who torments himself; and pleasures are everywhere the same, for when all sensations are exhausted, all that survives is Vanity--Vanity is the abiding substance of us, the I in us.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

Tags: Honoré de Balzac


The tyrant is a child of Pride
Who drinks from his sickening cup
Recklessness and vanity,
Until from his high crest headlong
He plummets to the dust of hope.

SOPHOCLES

Oedipus Rex

Tags: Sophocles


If vanity does not overthrow all virtues, at least she makes them totter.

FRANÇOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Reflections; or Sentences and Moral Maxims


False modesty is the last refinement of vanity.

JEAN DE LA BRUYÈRE

attributed, Day's Collacon

Tags: Jean de La Bruyère


A man's vanity is more fragile that you might think. It's easy for us to mistake shyness for coldness, and silence for indifference.

LISA KLEYPAS

Devil in Winter


It is our own vanity that makes the vanity of others intolerable to us.

LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Maxims

Tags: La Rochefoucauld


A cultivated and decent man cannot be vain without setting a fearfully high standard for himself, and without despising and almost hating himself at certain moments.

FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY

Notes from Underground

Tags: Fyodor Dostoevsky


Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
Vanity (it's so good to be)
Fabulous and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else
Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity

LADY GAGA

"Vanity"


Once scorned as an affliction of the overly self-involved, vanity is lately being embraced as a novel kind of positive reinforcement to encourage healthier lifestyles. Researchers are finding that healthy versions of vanity can help us adapt and adhere to better diets, more rigorous skin-care routines, and regular exercise--the kinds of preventive health measures that may have a lasting impact on one's life span.

VALLI HERMAN

"Why Vanity Is Good for You", Robb Report, February 23, 2017


Alas for human nature, that the wounds of vanity should smart and bleed so much longer than the wounds of affection!

THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY

Essays and Lays of Ancient Rome