quotations about Los Angeles
Just as the gladiators laid bare the mentality of the Romans, L.A.'s obsession with dramatic freeway chases may reveal a scar at the bottom of our collective psyche.
GREGORY RODRIGUEZ
"Freeway Radicals", Los Angeles Magazine, May 1998
LA's a really great place to be if your movie's number one at the box office, or if your television show's a hit, but the rest of the time you're just...
KEVIN BACON
The Guardian, May 20, 2017
The smog was heavy, my eyes were weeping from it, the sun was hot, the air stank, a regular hell is L.A.
JACK KEROUAC
The Dharma Bums
In Los Angeles, everything is 100 percent organic, except the people.
KRIS KIDD
I Can't Feel My Face
When it's 20 below in New York, it's 78 in L.A. When it's 110 in New York, it's 78 in L.A. Of course, there are 8 million interesting people in New York, and only 78 in L.A.
NEIL SIMON
attributed, Hollywood: And the Best of Los Angeles
An afternoon drive from Los Angeles will take you up into the high mountains, where eagles circle above the forests and the cold blue lakes, or out over the Mojave Desert, with its weird vegetation and immense vistas. Not very far away are Death Valley, and Yosemite, and Sequoia Forest with its giant trees which were growing long before the Parthenon was built; they are the oldest living things in the world. One should visit such places often, and be conscious, in the midst of the city, of their surrounding presence. For this is the real nature of California and the secret of its fascination; this untamed, undomesticated, aloof, prehistoric landscape which relentlessly reminds the traveller of his human condition and the circumstances of his tenure upon the earth. "You are perfectly welcome," it tells him, "during your short visit. Everything is at your disposal. Only, I must warn you, if things go wrong, don't blame me. I accept no responsibility. I am not part of your neurosis. Don't cry to me for safety. There is no home here. There is no security in your mansions or your fortresses, your family vaults or your banks or your double beds. Understand this fact, and you will be free. Accept it, and you will be happy."
CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD
Exhumations
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
DAVID LETTERMAN
The Late Show with David Letterman
In Los Angeles you get the sense sometimes that there's a mysterious patrol at night: when the streets are empty and everyone's asleep, they go erasing the past. It's like a bad Ray Bradbury story.
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFON
The Independent, Jun. 24, 2012
Holy the lone juggernaut! Holy the vast lamb of the middle class! Holy the crazy shepherds of rebellion! Who digs Los Angeles IS Los Angeles!
ALLEN GINSBERG
"Footnote to Howl", Howl and Other Poems
People cut themselves off from their ties of the old life when they come to Los Angeles. They are looking for a place where they can be free, where they can do things they couldn't do anywhere else.
TOM BRADLEY
attributed, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about California
It has been said that Los Angeles is a town of destinations, a metropolis so vast and disjointed that our days are spent in a succession of road trips--to a restaurant in Pasadena, to a bookstore in Brentwood, to a ball game in Chavez Ravine, to a pub in Hollywood. We do not wander by foot, discovering L.A. by accident. We get in our cars, subjecting ourselves to freeway cataclysms and parking indignities, confident that our end point will be rewarding enough to justify the exertion.
JESSE KATZ
"Window Shopping", Los Angeles Magazine, Nov. 2003
Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.
ROBERT TOWNE
Chinatown
I'm in Los Angeles today;
garbage cans comprise the medians
of freeways always creeping
even when the population's sleeping.
And I can't see why you'd want to live here.
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
"Why You'd Want to Live Here", The Photo Album
No second chances in the land of a thousand dances, the valley of ten million insanities.
RY COODER
Los Angeles Stories
Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour
My problem with L. A. was that I could see the air I was breathing, I don't particularly like crowds, and I was much better at snowboarding than I was at surfing.
FREDERICK LENZ
Snowboarding to Nirvana
I expected Los Angeles to be slick and modern, but overall it had a rundown look and feel to it. Sort of like Denver. Sort of like every city in America I've lived in, except San Francisco, which looks cool.
GARY REILLY
Ticket to Hollywood
Los Angeles is the evolutionary edge.
ROBERT CRAIS
Los Angeles Magazine, Jun. 1996
The streets of L.A. undulate over short hills as though a finger is poking the landscape from underneath ... laid over this crosshatch are streets meandering on the diagonal creating a multitude of ways to get from one place to another by traveling along the hypotenuse. These are the avenues of the tryst which enable Acting Student A to travel the eighteen miles across town to Acting Student B's garage apartment in nine minutes flat after a hot-blooded phone call at midnight.
STEVE MARTIN
Pure Drivel
To live sanely in Los Angeles ... you have to cultivate the art of staying awake. You must learn to resist (firmly but not tensely) the unceasing hypnotic suggestions of the radio, the billboards, the movies and the newspapers; those demon voices which are forever whispering in your ear what you should desire, what you should fear, what you should wear and eat and drink and enjoy, what you should think and do and be.
CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD
"Los Angeles", Horizon, Oct. 1947