INTERNET QUOTES IV

quotations about the Internet

There are some people who imagine that older adults don't know how to use the internet. My immediate reaction is, "I've got news for you, we invented it."

VINT CERF

attributed, "Your Life: Vinton Cerf", AARP Bulletin, December 2016


Media used to be one way. Everyone else in the world just had to listen. Now the internet is allowing what used to be a monologue to become a dialogue. I think that's healthy.

JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT

attributed, "How successful is Blade Runner in demonstrating a future for sociological street culture?", Academia


Censorship is saying: "I'm the one who says the last sentence. Whatever you say, the conclusion is mine." But the internet is like a tree that is growing. The people will always have the last word -- even if someone has a very weak, quiet voice. Such power will collapse because of a whisper.

AI WEIWEI

"China's censorship can never defeat the internet", The Guardian, April 15, 2012


Everyone says that the internet is so awesome because you can connect with people from all over the world, but I think it's the opposite. The internet doesn't make it easier to connect with anyone--it just makes it so you don't really have to.

SARAH OCKLER

Bittersweet


There are massive efforts on the part of the internet's corporate owners to try to direct it to become a technique of marginalisation and control.

NOAM CHOMSKY

"Peace netter", The Guardian, October 16, 2002

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The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.

JOHN EVANS

attributed, Integrated Solutions with DB2


Somewhere between the gold rush of easy internet profits and an arrogant sense of endless empire, we heard kind of a pinging noise, and uh, then the damn thing just died on us.

JON STEWART

College of William & Mary Commencement Address, May 20, 2004

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Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

COMIC BOOK GUY

"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", The Simpsons

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Given what we have today, the Internet could easily become Invisible High School, with a modicum of educational material in an ocean of narcissism and social obsessions. We could, however, also use it as an Invisible College, the communicative backbone of real intellectual and civic change.

CLAY SHIRKY

"The Shock of Inclusion", January 2010


The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.

DOUGLAS COUPLAND

"Transience Is Now Permanence & the Fate of the Middle Classes", January 2010


When the internet publicity began, I remember being struck by how much the world was not the way we thought it was, that there was infinite variation in how people viewed the world.

ERIC SCHMIDT

"Google Chief: My Fears for Generation Facebook", The Independent, August 17, 2010


Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get answered. Because they have the internet. No matter what the question is, someone will answer their question.

JACK WHITE

"The White Stripes uncut", The Guardian, November 14, 2004


The Internet is like a massive focus group with uninhibited customers offering up their thoughts for free!

DAVID MEERMAN SCOTT

The New Rules of Marketing and PR


Writing in a book about the Internet is like . . . uh, well, it's weird. And it's really hard. Is there anything the Internet is not about? Is there anything that's not on the Internet? I live in a world in which things somehow gain legitimacy by being represented via a vast computer network, a network that transforms things that were perfectly fine for a million jillion years into fodder for online message boards.

JOEL HENG HARTSE

Sects, Love, and Rock & Roll: My Life on Record


Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single day since 1993.

CHUCK KLOSTERMAN

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto


You are what you share.

CHARLES W. LEADBETTER

We Think: The Power of Mass Creativity


When you know too much information and you acquire it too easily, you tend to either use it in disagreeable ways, out of vanity, or you tend to be indiscriminate about it. I mean, in the old days, it was tricky, you had to go to various encyclopedias, you had to go to the library, maybe spend a day there, whatever. But in the end, if you found something, it was really exciting. Now you hit a couple of buttons and you get some information. Which, by the way, is almost always presented in that same goddamn mediocre style that characterizes the Internet for me. It is slightly deadening.

NORMAN MAILER

Rolling Stone, May 3, 2007

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Using the Internet is like riding a Jet Ski; the rider is skimming along the surface of the water at high speed, exposed to a broad vista, surrounded by many distractions, and able to focus only fleetingly on any one thing.

JIM TAYLOR

Raising Generation Tech


The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.

RAY BRADBURY

attributed, Get Started in Writing a Novel

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Trying to prevent customers from using the Internet is like trying to prevent a person from ordering french fries when they are at McDonald's.

ZONGQING ZHOU

E-commerce & Information Technology in Hospitality & Tourism