If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck. 
														 
														
															JEFF FOXWORTHY, stand-up routine 
														 
														
															If you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you might be a redneck. 
														 
														
															JEFF FOXWORTHY, stand-up routine 
														 
														
															If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. 
														 
														
															JEFF FOXWORTHY, stand-up routine 
														 
														
															If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck. 
														 
														
															JEFF FOXWORTHY, stand-up routine 
														 
													
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