CREDIT CARD QUOTES II
quotations about credit cards
In childhood, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places; in adulthood, a credit card does.
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
What's the use
Of moving uptown
Fly to Rome
On your credit card
TUXEDOMOON
"What Use", American Gigolo
In the end, credit cards are like life: they are what you make of them.
LAURA J. MCDONALD & SUSAN L. MISNER
10 Ways to Stay Broke ... Forever
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
ROBERT ORBEN
Wall Street Journal, Mar. 17, 1980
So, boy, don't you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman.
She'll cut up your heart like an' old credit card,
When the fun and the money runs out.
GEORGE STRAIT
"High Tone Woman"
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
EARL WILSON
attributed, The Greatest Quotations of All Time
I know that life is hard
if you ain't got lots of money or a credit card.
You know it's gonna end but when
is it gonna start?
RUSTIC OVERTONES
"Dig"
Credit cards are a money management tool. In the right hands and with financial responsibility, they promote good spending habits. Used to excess or inappropriately, however, credit cards can be the springboard to financial difficulties.
STANLEY J. KERSHMAN
Put Your Debt on a Diet
Credit is to money what money is to articles of merchandise.
DANIEL WEBSTER
remarks in the Senate in favor of continuing the charter of the Bank of the United States, March 18, 1834
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
STEPHAN MOTWAY
Jokes
Baby I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent
You took all my credit cards
My money's been spent
STEVE POLTZ
"Give You Up for Lent"
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
No man's credit is as good as his money.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE
Country Town Sayings
A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
Credit cards are like that guy we just had to date in high school. You know the one: he was handsome, brazen, and drove a super-charged Mustang (or maybe a motorcycle!). It was fun while it lasted. But it ended in heartbreak, as we knew it would.
KRISTIN DELFAU
Turbo-Mom's Guide to Saving Money Without Wasting Time
Credit cards act to obscure, reproduce, and exacerbate divisions of class, race, and gender by creating a credit relationship in which individuals and banks are paired in a patronizing, asymmetrical economy of debt. The illusion of choice and our own feelings of complicity hide the fact that debt is embodied domination, that the purpose of consumer credit is to keep you in debt perpetuity. You are not supposed to be able to pay enough to escape debt, but you are supposed to pay interest on time or be disciplined by higher interest, penalties, fees, and harping, dunning, threats, and infantilizing phone calls.
BRETT WILLIAMS
Debt For Sale
We are all held captive
By the debt on our credit cards
What is left now is to celebrate the
Ghetto's ready for free trade
WATERDOWN
"Dodging Bullets"
If I had a credit card I'd clear me a pathway
Through the deepest jungle right to your door
DEVO
"Post Post-Modern Man"
Max out your credit cards
Fly as far as you can fly
I don't care about your money
If you ain't got a ticket
You ought to go out and buy one
MERLE HAGGARD
"It's Only Money"
Don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS
"The Power of Love"