English essayist & caricaturist (1872-1956)
He heard that whenever a woman was to blame for a disappointment, the best way to avoid a scene was to inculpate oneself.
MAX BEERBOHM
Zuleika Dobson
The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
MAX BEERBOHM
Zuleika Dobson
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
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Around Theatres
There is much virtue in a window. It is to a human being as a frame is to a painting, as a proscenium to a play, as 'form' to literature. It strongly defines its content.
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"Fenestralia", Mainly on the Air
To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself.
MAX BEERBOHM
Quia Imperfectum
All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
MAX BEERBOHM
Zuleika Dobson
Everywhere he found his precept checkmated by his example.
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Zuleika Dobson
Vulgarity has its uses. Vulgarity often cuts ice which refinement scrapes at vainly.
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letter, May 21, 1921
The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own.
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Zuleika Dobson
I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him.
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And Even Now
Reason and instinct have an inveterate habit of cancelling each other out.
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The Prince of Minor Writers: The Selected Essays of Max Beerbohm
As a teacher, as a propagandist, Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal.
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"A Cursory Conspectus of G.B.S", Around Theatres
He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one else.
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Zuleika Dobson
To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.
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The Works of Max Beerbohm