A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're home.
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos.
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Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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A hypocrite is one who sets good examples only when he has an audience.
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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.
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Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
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Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.
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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.
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I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.
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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.
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